Vaygr Conquest Procedures

Whenever the Vaygr clans have reduced an enemy to less than 50% of his pre-war strength, they will offer to accept the defeated enemy as a member of the United Clans. For gameplay purposes, this means that you wind up in the fullest form of alliance with me and any other clans. The following rules apply to clans:

1. All foreign affairs are conducted by the Supreme Warlord.
2. It is a clan's decision to go to war with the rest of the clans. However, each clan gets an amount of the spoils proportional to how much they did towards winning the war, so it is best to help a lot. This is not strictly military help I speak of, being an extremely good decoy that saves us dozens if not hundreds of troops is a very valuable form of aid. Likewise providing us all with enough money to pay the upkeep for our armies, which would grow considerably in wartime. Actually, a lot of things count as aid...
3. In the event of the Supreme Warlord's croaking, any clan can choose to attempt to take the Supreme Warlordship for itself. They do this by the tried-and-true method of beating everyone else into submission. If there is no dispute, the position stays with whoever had it last.

So... people's opinions of these?

This actually sounds pretty reasonable, despite your side's need to rape and pillage everything...
However, if it came down to it, the Linching would never bow a non-royal side, so I'll probably never get to reap the benefits...

Hmm if o get in a pickle I may want to join without a war, although your supreme warlord may be ambushed by a stack of wild worms at any time.

Ahem... fourth bit added. That would be unwise, and I think, given how I see the Vaygr way of thinking (not sure about how the rest of you see it) they would find rule No. 4 quite reasonable.

EDIT: Fourth bit nerfed. It actually didn't make much sense anyway.

Thanks, but your side doesn't have enough puns for THE (theatrically hysterical electroking) Numa Numa. He will have to decline on behalf of all the great people of iMeme.