[SIDE] Franse

Infantry
The current infantry are mostly an amalgamation of the units of sides that the early Louis' conquered (their original sides are listed in brackets next to their names).

Stabbers: Duelists (Ehspanya)
H:5C:5D:1M:5 (30)
Duelists are proud of their sword skills, and are masters of the blade. This makes them formidable fighters, however they disdain from wearing armour, maintaining that if the Titans had wanted them to defend, they would have popped them with higher defence values. They are also quite fast, as when their first attack fails, and they are left epxosed to enemy attacks, their usual strategy is "El flee!" They don't quite speak Language perfectly, but an Earth Spanish speaker would find plenty of grammar mistakes in their vaguely Spanish speech, so precisely what their language is remains a mystery.

Pikers: Legionawies (Wome)
H:10C:2D:5M:2, garrison (20)
Legionwaies mostly just stand still, staring into space, until an enemy enters their hex, at which point they stand still, an enemy impaled on their spear, staring into space.

Archers: Longbowmen (Bwitain)
H:5C:7D:2M:2, ranged, garrison (30)
Longbowmen take a while to drag their weapons into position, but once there unleash all hell upon anyone within reach. They are heavy drinkers, but this never seems to affect their deadly aim. It does, however, affect their mentality, and they are known for being basically fearless. Right up until the enemy get close enough to hit back. Then the flags start tearing (if you didn't get that, you skimmed my livery bit above. Go back and read it).

Scouts: Bostonians (er...)
H:3C:2D:0M:7, scout (30)
Nobody is quite sure where these came from. Yelling like maniacs, they race around, hitting anything moving with their metal bats. They drink a lot of energy drinks. Radioactive energy drinks. Their favourite word, usually used to describe an enemy's caved-in skull, is "BOINK!" They seem to think they're invincible, until they get into a fight, learn their limitations, and promptly forget them in time for the next fight.

Specials
Really, nobody has any idea where these came from. Frederick picked them up. Blame him. Or thank him. Either way.

Special A: Kalashnikovs
H:9C:4D:4M;3, siege (40)
Kalashnikovs appear to be large (very large) humans, with Wussian accents, despite claiming to come from "badlands", or alternatively "teufort". They fight with their bare fists, as when given a weapon, they spend all their time rattling off statistics about it, rather than fighting. They seem stupid, but it tuns out they just don't speak Language very well-they actually have an average IQ of 150. You may address them as "Heavy Weapons Guy", or "Mr. Weapons" if you're familiar with them (just don't bring up the subject of them not actually having weapons). Their superiors can call them "Heavy" without recieving a fist to the face. They are referred to as Kalashnikovs when not being spoken to directly, but being talked about, to avoid confusion with Heavy units.

Special B: Bears. Yeah, not beaws. Bears.
H:6C:3D:3M:8, mount (40)
Bears are the standard mounts for Frensh units. Basically, bear cavalry. You're screwed.

Special C: Rhinoceraptors
H:9C:5D:6M:11*, mount, fast (80)
These are the heavier mounts, much preferred by warlords and rulers. Basically, they are a Velociraptor with a rhino's near-bulletproof skin and horn(s).

Special D: Super Giga Mecha Nesbitt's
H:24C:12*D:12M:14, heavy, ranged, dance-fighting, siege (250)
Basically, giant robots with nigh-impenetrable armour and their own theme song ("It's super giga mecha nesbitt...doo doo doo doo doo...").Oh, and rocket-powered fists. Do not forget those, lest they impact upon you in the most literal sense. Some warlords refer to them as SGMN's, or Segmen. For some reason. They hover a couple of feet off the ground, but it's not enough to count as flight, as they cannot go over obstacles. Except possibly pebbles.

Knights: Samuwai
H:13C:12*D:6M:5, rider, sonic breath weapon (90)
Basically the protagonists from any anime. Gravity-defying hair, nonsensical catchphrases, gigantic weapons, and awesome powers. They come in a very wide variety, but the sonic breath weapon seemed to sum most of these powers up well enough.

Navy

Sloop: Torpedo
H:6C:2D:2M:9T:8, water-capable (60)
Basically cases of metal which troops are packed into. They are powered by steam engines, and so are very fast, but to shed weight, their hulls are very thin, and rather fragile.

Galley: Fireship
H:8C:13D:3M:5T:16, water-capable (90)
Discorvered by King Louis XXXIII's chief warlord, Gweasemonkey, Gweek fire is a very powerful weapon. Such is the current Louis' enthusiasm for the weapon he forgot to make the ships effective in any other way than the fact that they shoot fire that burns underwater and sticks to everything.

Galleon: Dreadnought
H:10C:12D:18M:5T:30, water-capable (130)
Dreadnoughts are heavily-armoured behemoths, and basically look like modern battleships. Being quite slow, they usually blockade their enemies and force them to attack if they want to pass. Another reason for this is their crews are lazy. Their main method of attack is to ram their enemies with their considerable bulk, or to have their crews throw bricks from ship to ship. Why are their infinite supplies of bricks onboard? Who knows? It's not quite arrows, but you know, whatever.