(side)blood something

Side name:Empire of Blood: royal
Ruler name: Empress of Blood
favored Terrain: plains
Description: many years ago a titan went to erf to have a good time... something something something I'll do the rest later.
Livery:

infantry

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Special Units

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Naval Units

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PS: my brother might make a water-capable soap side.

If the Stabbers have Toxin, they should have 40 upkeep. Also, I don't think that you can have a Mount with the Rider Special. It's more of a common sense issue than a rules one, however.

Might I suggest the Empire of Blood, with ruler Empress of Blood, Chief Warlord Tarquin and Chief Caster Malack?

That blood will never be Vaygr. More likely the Vaygr will use your masive ammounts of blood as paint for our walls. I always like having my throne room that nice shade of red that makes people wonder if maybe, just maybe...

Oh, really. What do you mix the blood with to get it to be red? Snowpoint has always found that blood needs to be flash-frozen rather than letting it dry... it always turns a purple-brown when we just leave it.

I do like the idea of mount-riders, if only so I can envisage an army of horses all standing on the backs of each other, a veritable infinite tower wobbling precariously towards the enemy.

The best part is that the tower gets wider as it goes up. One horse supporting the weight of 2, then 4, then 8... And a mere five tiers up, that one horse is supporting the weight of 256 on the highest level.

Nihila wrote:Oh, really. What do you mix the blood with to get it to be red? Snowpoint has always found that blood needs to be flash-frozen rather than letting it dry... it always turns a purple-brown when we just leave it.

There are some places, good for growing things, that actually have red soil. Mixed with blood in the right proportions, it will always look fresh.

In real life, too. Like P.E.I. Or am I thinking of Newfoundland? One of them.

A note by the Chief Titan:

I'm not going to let your side enter the side queue until you have fleshed it out. No pressure though, seeing how doom acts, there will be a spot free soon enough. (queue ominous music )

You mean ominous music. Get your terminology right.

And yes, there will be spaces free starting about one turn after my first declaration of war.

doom3607 wrote:You mean ominous music. Get your terminology right.

And yes, there will be spaces free starting about one turn after my first declaration of war.

Come on, it'll take you at least two or three turns to surrender.

Nitpicker... Do you want the wrath of a Titan descending upon you? Venti, you'd better make sure he's protected, or else...

Just now looking at this faction.

Shadow could take this one too, they got a few burrowers. Although I will have to be at war with these guys. Sorry, the depths of the Erf are mine to control.

HerbieRai wrote:Just now looking at this faction.

Shadow could take this one too, they got a few burrowers. Although I will have to be at war with these guys. Sorry, the depths of the Erf are mine to control.

they wont have burrowing in a min.

Iylzara wrote:

doom3607 wrote:You mean ominous music. Get your terminology right.

And yes, there will be spaces free starting about one turn after my first declaration of war.

Come on, it'll take you at least two or three turns to surrender.

Deliberate misinterpretations now, is it? Tsk, tsk... the lowest form of humour. Also completely inaccurate- I don't declare war until I know I can wipe you out before you can even reach force parity in the theatre of operations. And the theatre, my good soon-to-be-deceased opponents, is what you fondly call your homelands.

thetobias wrote:Nitpicker... Do you want the wrath of a Titan descending upon you? Venti, you'd better make sure he's protected, or else...

Yes, yes I do. Titan bodies decorate the walls so nicely.

Haha, Titans don't leave bodies when they die. They explode, leaving a crater in the space/time continuum where they detonated.

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Iylzara wrote:

doom3607 wrote:You mean ominous music. Get your terminology right.

And yes, there will be spaces free starting about one turn after my first declaration of war.

Come on, it'll take you at least two or three turns to surrender.

Deliberate misinterpretations now, is it? Tsk, tsk... the lowest form of humour.

Maybe, but humour is the highest form of wit. Something you haven't really demonstrated yet.

SirShadow wrote:Haha, Titans don't leave bodies when they die. They explode, leaving a crater in the space/time continuum where they detonated.

Or do they? Guess we might find out soon, Titan kill squad, GO!

Wait, in the space-time continuum...where they detonated? What's "where" in the space-time continuum?

You know, as pious as Snowpoint is, we now have a desire to kill a Titan (just a little!) to see what happens... Though that's probably impossible...

I can tell you what happens.
1) You get a very angry Titan
2) He divides you.. BY ZERO
3) You turn into a black hole

Why? Because he can!

Our curiosity is satisfied. Empirical evidence is not deemed necessary on this matter.

Guess I chose the intelligent New Erfians...

Remember folks, curiosity killed the cat. (and disbanded the unit)

thetobias wrote:I can tell you what happens.
1) You get a very angry Titan
2) He divides you.. BY ZERO
3) You turn into a black hole

Why? Because he can!

Black holes, say? I could weaponize those. New rule: all Titan-killing shall occur in the immediate vicinity of a) the enemy and b) a caster to ensure said black hole proceeds to obliterate the enemy army.

My reasoning: If Parson Gotti can exploit like all hell, so can I.

A unit with both Mount and Rider is now impossible by the rules (the two are mutually exclusive) so this side needs to be updated.

Also I think if the Titans were to be given stats, the numbers would all be rather... high. Hits would likely be several hundred, attack and defense would each be inthe 30s, speed would likely be anywhere between 20 and whatever, and they'd have all terrain capabilities, flight when they want, Frightening and fearless, and then any number of other specials they'd like. Plus any mancies that would fall under their spheres of influence.

Then you have to account for what their artifacts can do, oi!

Avatars on the other hand are more manageable, since they are more like the combined points of a stack of D units and the side they help doesn't pay for any Upkeep.